Hemo (HEM oh): To take off or remove. "Hemo yo' shoes when you eenside da house!" Hemo skin = Peeling.
SUNDAY. Woke up and went on our way to Secret Island again. Passed by Hawaii's twin towers in Pearl City. The towers are known to be haunted and built on sacred grounds. The towers do not have full occupancy due to the trouble they've encountered with ghosts.
We also headed to this Hawaiian restaraunt in Kaneohe across from the Valley of the Temples grave yard. Ordered some iced coffees. I think the Hawaiian restaurant's name was...um...McDonalds. Haha. It started to rain. FYI, The windward side of Hawaii gets the most rain.
When we got to the Secret Island spot we put up signs for our relatives to spot the place. If I haven't mentioned earlier, if you try to mapquest it, you'll get lost. Secret Island has a lot number not really an address you can find.
When we got to the boat that took us across to Secret Island, all my older relatives like uncles and aunts stared at me because I was wearing a sleeveless shirt and it was the first time they saw my tattoos. I wore it on purpose. Tired of hiding it, especially in Hawaii. Fuck it. My aunt asked me "Is that real or is that just paint?" I told her it was paint and my cousins looked at me smiling. Haha. Then she goes "Oh, ok because if that was real that would probably hurt". Later on she whispers to my cousin "Hey are Jason's tattoo real?" My cousin replies, "Oh no auntie, it took us all morning to draw them on". Haha. So gullible.
But anyways, we had fun again. Nice weather, clear waters, nephew/nieces running around, building sand castles, ping pong & etc. Everyone also tryna get their tan tan on.
We decided to go to the sandbar, a football fields length away from the beach, to snorkle and shoot water at my auntie Josie. Haha We canoed all the way there, maybe about 14 people total. My cousin and I lead the cadences as we paddled as a big group. One of my uncles friend was hella lazy and didn't paddle at all. All she did was sit their yelling out cadences. I kept yelling "Hey whose not paddling?!" and my cousin said something like "If you're opening your mouth, your win resistance, get off the boat" I felt like throwing her into the drop off.
When we got to the sandbar I lost my glasses for a while. We all did a search & rescue kinda thing and I finally found it stepping on it. Phew. Close call. When we got back, we saw the lazy ass lady on the hammock sleeping. I didn't know counting would get her so tired.
I had a conversation with my cousin in law, a fire fighter, and he told me stories about the burning buildings they put out, fire simulator buildings, and dress codes they have in the department. Like they aren't allowed to wear under armor under all the gear because the material might melt onto the skin. Shout out to the Fire departments in Hawaii.
We finished right before 3pm. I was messing with my aunt and asked her if she liked it "ass to mouth" telling her that it was a name of a chocolate candy bar. She said only if it taste good. Haha. Went back to our cars to realize my cousin in law lost his car keys. FHL. We had three cars with us and luckily my other cousin in law brought 2 car seats for the girls. We left the van and rode in the bed to Giovanni's shrimp truck. This is a local secret. They had good garlic shrimp and next door to that they sold shaved ice. On our way there, we passed the Polynesian Cultural Center. Thats a tourist spot to let you know. Just sayin.
After lunch, we headed to Waimea Bay, its known for having large surf. The way the bay is shaped you can get huge waves. There is also a 5 story jump off the rock that the locals & tourist go to jump off it. Be careful when jumping though, some people do backflips and don't jump too far out and hit the rocky walls.
We sat in the bed all the way home, and everyone that beach'd it today got a tan. I turned a little orange mocha. We got back to my cousin in laws picked up his spare key and went to chill at my other cousins house with the bay of sharks he has in his backyard. After, we headed to pick up his car. For dinner we had a grip of sushi from the market along with chunks of raw fish. D-lush. Haha. At the market, we get a phone call from my cousin in law saying that he lost his phone now. He had left it in my cousins backyard when he tried looking for hammerheads in the bay. Haha. Failed twice today. FHL.
Oh yeah heres a story, My nephew (last picture in last blog w/ the soda) had his bumblebee toy, yellow car from Transformers, at the mall and he sees this old man in a wheel chair. He approaches him and as the old man looks down my nephew points at the wheel chair and says something like "what does he transform into?" Haha. Gotta love kids.
P.S. A Blind man walks into the fish market. Takes a big whiff of the air. Then says, "HelloOoOoOoOo Ladies". Haha.
- #116 Weezy
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