VICE: 1st Day In Hawaii & Already Got Lei'd

Juggernaut Log: Hawaii Edition 35

Haole (HOW lee): Caucasian, or someone who acts like one. "Mary real nice, but her seestah so HAOLE!"

TUESDAY. From July 7th to August 3rd my blogs are going to be "Juggernaut Log: Hawaii Edition". Haha. "Pidgin" is the type of language the people in Hawaii use. It's like slang and easy for them to make sense of each other. So since I was born here, at the Tripler hospital in Hawaii, I grew up talking a little Pidgin. Each day I'll have a new word above for you guys to follow. So pick up your shovels, if ya diiiiiiig. Haha.

Stayed up all night till like 3am until I had to rest my eyes for a bit. Bad idea. Moms woke me up at 5am and I was like, "Fuuuuuuuuuuck". Still haven't packed. So threw shit in my luggage, shaved my head then dip. Moms was rushing me the whole fuckin time. When we got there I was the first, and ONLY, in line and was waiting for like 2 hours hella early. FML.

These Haole ladies were in front of me making fun of the Filipino dude, that worked there, just cuz he said "Ready your IDs". Instead of "Get your IDs ready". Biiiiiiiiiig fuckin deal right? They ended up being 5lbs over the limit and dude was like there's a $50 dollar fee. Thats right bitches. Haha. Made me smile.

I got in, did the whole metal detector, take off your shoes, cavity search thing. Headed straight to Jamba Juice and ordered me an Orange Dream Machine for breakfast. This lady took mine by mistake and walked off so I had hers and told them that and they said "Keep it, we'll make you another". Sweet, 2 for the price of one. Picked up a SLAM magazine for reading material.

I took a nap at gate 41 and I wake up to a 6 year old girl saying "Penis", multiple times. Every time it would progressivly get even louder. It was funny watching the mom "shhhhhhh" her. Haha. Like that Cosby show, Kids say the darnest things. Her dad didn't help the situation. White dude had a helium ass voice. Sounded like a little green martian. Haole people. Go figure.

On the plane I had a breakfast burrito that gave me the boo boos. Jamba Juice + Breakfast burrito = Smooth outcome. As I flushed the toilet it felt like it was suckin my booty hole, I had to grab on to the walls for a quick second so it wont suck me through. Haha. Jp. Read my slam magazine then slept for 4 hours.

I arrived in Hawaii on the island of Oahu around lunchtime, thats 3 hours back from San Diego time. We stopped by Waimalu to pick up a Zip Pack. A Zip Pack contains rice sprinkled with sesame seeds and sea weed with Mahi Mahi, Spam, Beef, & Fried Chicken in a Bento Box. Note that down, I'll give you names of places, restaraunts, stores, etc, so when you guys get here you know wsup. But yes, Zippy's I highly recommend. Its the Denny's version of L&Ls Hawaiian BBQ plus more like sushi, saimin, fried chicken, everything with rice. 24 hours. So you can go to one after a drunkn night in Hawaii.

When I got to my aunts house in Waipahu, I stumbled on one of my nieces nursery rhyme books. One of them reminded me of my favorite pledge sis, Kim. I think Kim's nick name should be "Georgie Porgie" after this nursery rhyme:

Georgie Porgie

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

Im stayin at my cousins place in Waipahu, nice breeze, military housing area. Staying with my cousins, 2 nieces & there 2 dogs. For dinner, my cousin in law brought home a Surf Pack also from Zippy's. Thats rice with 2 pieces of fried chicken, spam & beef in a Bento Box. Also had it with some Shoyu Poke. Thats raw Ahi fish (Yellow Tuna). Damn I love today. Day 1 done and feels great. Tomorrows forecast: Beach.