VICE: Back To The Future

Juggernaut Log 33

Like the movie, I'm back to the future. Call me Marty Mcfly and Dr. Mckenzi is Doc Brown. My Delorean is the new path I chose to success. If yall dont know, I was on Academic Probation and couldnt get off it for two semesters. I got a second chance by talking to my dean to continue my studies at state for this fall semester. She hooked me up with a step to step guide on how to better my college career. My parents are going to help me financially so this year I'ma focus on academics. Thanks to Ray Ray for all the advice and support, if it wasn't for him I was bout to settle for Mesa College. Thanks to him and Dr. Mckenzi, I have a second chance for change. Im ready to do work. Get focused. Its either go big or go home. Plus, Dr. Mckenzi said, word for word, "You're too much of a GENTLEMEN to not be at state". Haha.

After the meeting, I picked up twin Shar, big brho, & lil sis Liza and we headed off to Sea World. Yes, Sea World. Again. As many times as I've gone, it never gets old to me. In the parking lot we came across this sticker on a car that said this:

We had some Bud Light limes and funnel cake to start off the day. Courtesy of big brho's work again. We all decided to take pictures with the pole in the middle too. Went to use the bathroom and these kids ran out giggling yellin out "lets call him doo doo pants". Haha. Kids will be kids.

We walked around the park and we passed this little white girl singing a part of that Drake song. Her voice slowly faded away as she sang "Baby your my everything...". Haha. White people crack me up.

I made a new remix to that dolphin discovery song, where that dude plays the ukelele to. Lil sis Liza knows what I'm talkin bout:

"If you haven't made out yettttttt
___ will get you...WET!!!!
And if yall dont already know
Its prolly not...H2O!!!!"

At the Sea Lions Live show, the dude did a Michael Jackson impression. His pre-show part was pretty dope. Funny.

Today we got soaked more than we ever. It was like WTF kinda soaked. Like, they turned up a notch and added more water at faster speeds. We rode at night, kinda cold and scary. I swallowed some water and felt like throwing up. Haha. Every time we rode we saw this elderly chinese lady that soaked us with one of those sprays you pay for 25 cents. I said to my big brho, "what if we told the employees at shipwreck rapid about that old lady that keeps on spraying us and then they say, was she wearing red? She's been dead for several years. She stays here with her grandson who also died on the ride". Haha. CreEeEeEeEepy.