Weezy's House of Douse

Juggernaut Log 17

THURSDAY. Today was another day at Sea World. Marvin, May, & James, that was the crew for today. Year long pass. Woot woot. But before hand, you know we had to get our munch on, so we went to Carl's Jr. Got me a #8 six dollar guacamole burger meal. One word. Bomb.



So we headed off to Sea World, and when we got there the first show was the Shamu show. Might as well call it the Corky show, cuz Shamu aint there any more. But the show was dope. I like how the "Shamu Splash" sign looks like everybody throwing up the "Wu-tang" sign. White people be crackin me up, all into it and shit.






So we headed to the starfish pool, and I text my big brho this as a joke, "Last time I brought a girl to the house of douse, it wasnt at Sea World. Haha". When I hit send I realized, since my lil sis Liza was the last person I sent a text too, that I accidentally sent it to her instead. Haha. Sorry lil sis.

We also fed the Sea Lions some stanky ass fish. My sister, brother & Marvin fed them the fish, I didn't wanna touch it and have me smell like Seafood citys my new cologne.





After the Sea Lions, we went to the Shark Encounter. When we got out we saw that they were doing caricatures. We watched them draw people and was only 15 bucks today. Half off. So my brother decided to get one, well we convinced him to get one since he graduated middle school. Good reason to get a caricature right? I told the dude to draw my brother as Iron Man riding a Sea Lion while holding a diploma. I loved the outcome, my brothers so goofy.

The guy sitting down, next to my brother, was getting drawn by another caricature artist and specifically said "dont emphasize on the nose". I looked at his nose and it was humungous. Like I had to step back and bite my fist and say "Daaaaaaaayum". Fucked up how she drew his nose big anyways. Haha. Burnt.




After the caricature sit in, we went to Pineapple Pete's. Got hooked up by my big brho. Waffle cone, smoothie & funnel cake for free. Thanks big brho, shit was bomb.



Petted the bat rays. Felt all slimey. Like petting a tongue.



We got thirsty and I remembered my big brho tellin me that on my Sea World pass he put 30% off. So I got a Mountain Dew and pulled out the card then the dude was like "naw its coo take it". Haha, I was like thanks man. In his head he was prolly like "Man, I fuckin hate my job".

We then rode on Ship Wreck Rapids 7 times in a row. Yes, 7 times in a row. Total of 8 times for that day. When I was in line I noticed this blonde girl with a nose ring & "Asian tan". Very pretty. Looked down at her left hand and saw a wedding ring. Ugly sight. Broke my heart. Kawawa. Haha.

We were regulars to the workers by ride number 3 and we tried all types a combinations to get soaked. Not just "wet", I'm talkin full on soaked, as if someone had thrown buckets of water into our lap or at us.

My brother got drenched at this one turn, he got soaked so bad that it sounded like the water formed into a hand and slapped the fuck outta his face. He said it hurt and was rubbing his face for a while, while laughing.

Weezy's House of Douse: A place where women go to get wet

- #116 Weezy