Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Happy Barfday Liza/13 Yr Old Penis


Juggernaut Log 7

MONDAY. Went to work to find out I wasn't going on the road watch our 8th graders play in the playoffs for basketball. We still won tho, 23-20 against Wilson.

After work, headed over to Westfalls to pick up my big brho and my lil sis Liza for her 20th birthday dinner. Samahan and greek life was seperated at the table, big surprise. Just to let Liza know, wisdom teeth do not just grow out. Side note, Kim dont order soup too big for your hands to carry.

Brought over some Jack Daniels, a handle of Carlo Rossi Sangria & a bottle of Watermemlon Smirnoff to the blue house. Started the night with some wine pong.

My partner in wine pong was my big brho. Went 6-1 in games. Cup ratio was crazy, we had 3 blowout games. Against Linh & Kathy ratio was 6:1 cups. Against Kim & Mike was 7:1 cups. Against Marc & Kim was 8:1 cups. 8:1 Erwin was on fire 4 balls in a row to seal the deal. Ive never been so wet in my life just watchin. No homo. Only game we lost was against Kim & Marc but that was a fluke.

Afterwards, we played 10 fingers. Crazy ass stories. From sex at Disneyland to Kim playin with a 13 yr old penis in the Philippines. Inside joke, dont ask. Tell me why Kim's story was literally only a minute long but we kept adding on to it to make it our own and ended up taking at least 15 minutes to tell the story. Hella laughing that night.

Thanks to the blue house for the after kick it. Sorry to Linette & Elianna for waking you guys up. I'll make sure Kim dont make out with a distant relative again.

P.S. I saw that lil sis...haha tsk tsk

- #116 Weezy

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