Manny's Blowjob

Juggernaut Log 19

SATURDAY. Happy Birthday to my Brho Manny "Blacquiao" Roberts. The big two-one. Jenn, Jay & I rolled to TGIF for Manny's 21st Birthday dinner. I think TGIF is the spot for the summer because everyone's been having their birthday there lately. Andrew ordered him a "Blowjob" shot. For those that dont know, the shot is taken with no hands and is will powered by mouth and strong jaws. Manny looked too pro at it, kinda scary right? Haha.

After the dinner, Fall 2k8 had a kick it in Chula Vista a.k.a. Cholo Vista. The turn out was Kim, Nate, David, Erick, Kristenlyn, Mary Ann & me. The rest who couldnt make it failed. But we had a good time with what we had. When life gives you lemons make lemonade.

We BBQ'd some hot dogs & Korean BBQ. Bomb ass ribs Erick. Rented the movie, Friday the 13th, and I think Kim was screaming his brains out.



"see, with that
i scream, on the inside
like i keep a straight face
but inside, im screamin my brains out"

- Kim Impreso, his take on scary movies.

He was so scared that he was cleaning up & doing the dishes while the movie started. We all looked at each other like "WTF? Is he gonna do the laundry, take out the trash & vacuum too?" Haha. I think it gave him the good case of the "Heeby Jeebies". Mary Ann texted me like at the start of the movie so I missed like 20 minutes of killing.

Picked her up at her house. Kim asked "Do you want me to go with you?", I was like "Naw ninja, watch the rest of the movie". Haha. Scared-E-Cat. So I went solo to pick up my twin and when I called her she picked up the phone and whispered something like "Hold on, I'm tryna sneak outta my house". In my head I was like "Damn, sneaking out? What grade are you in?". Haha. So she eventually came out wearing her look alike "members only" jacket. All dressed up, almost left her at the corner by the main road.

Went back to the house and watched the rest of the movie. Kristenlyn's snoring made the movie more intense, felt like the dude was really in the house breathing behind me bout to attack. Haha. All we did was make fun of the movie the whole time, talking about all the Nudity and sex scenes the movie had.

Every girl that died in the movie showed her titties in some way. So when it came to the girl that never showed her titties time to die, Nate was like "But...she didn't even show her titties". Haha. I told Erick to dress up as Jason from the movie, but dont even wear the hockey mask so that people would be even more scared.

Birthday Tip 101: If you ever order someone a birthday shot or drink I recommend you order them a "Blowjob". Its fun to watch and its the only time you can say to your server, "Hey, can I get a blowjob?"

- #116 Weezy