Juggernaut Log 16
WEDNESDAY. Happy 21st birthday classmate/co-big Audrey. "I remember my 21st birthday...". Even tho your birthday passed, I guess we celebrating your "birthday week". Drove from Mira Mesa to Mission Valley for Audreys birthday dinner at TGIF. Thank God Its Friday...on a Wednesday.
After dinner, David, Kim, Nate & I head to Cold Stone. Nate was driving, so Kim held his ice cream for him. I asked Kim for Nate's ice cream like, "lemme get some kim" and he said "Naw, its Nate's" so i said "You wanna get slapped now or later?" He then handed me the ice cream.
Headed to Westfalls to kick it. Found a pair of black silky boxers, yes...silky, with hearts on them. Left out by no other than Nietes himself. Tell me why my big sis Jenn P comes in the room with her Jack in the Crack meal. All munchin all loud like she owns the place, while me and my big brho were tryna watch "Duel 2: The Reunion". My big sis actin like she pays rent there, tryna sit next to me eatin a big ass sandwhich & shit, all on top of Nietes bed. Who you think you are? The Queen of England? Haha just messin. But can you believe Jenn, the brunette bombshell from real world, is Bi? Fuuuuuuck.
Well before all that happend. She was tryna sit down on the computer chair and was moving around some of Nietes clothing. One of em being the pair of black silky boxers, yes...silky, with hearts on them. She touched the part where his pee pee comes out of. All types a nasty. Dont even wash her hands, continue eating your fries and licking your fingers like it was your last supper. Haha.
After that whole episode, I noticed a white stain on her pants. If you know me, I'm thinking all sorts of nastyness. I named the little stain stain JJ. She knows what JJ stands for, stands for "almost happened in vegas". Inside joke. Her, if you know how my big sis Jenn is, tryna play it off like its coffee stain. White mocha? Maybe. Don't believe it for a second. Now I know she tryna get her swurve on.
Premature JJ
Thats little JJ on her pants
The other night I had a conversation with my Pbrho Kim. I asked him if he liked watching scary movies and if hes a "screamer". This is what he said word for word. Made me literally "Laugh Out Loud" in the middle of the night. This is the definition of "Bakla Status":
"see, with that
i scream, on the inside
like i keep a straight face
but inside, im screamin my brains out" - Kim Impreso
Heres a conversation my lil sis Liza had with Kim. This cracked me up as well as the scary movie talk. Love you lil sis, you crack me up. Quit being mean to my Psis.
Kim: but i dont know why i deserve i
Kim: it*
Liza: because its u
Liza: haha
Liza: enough said
Kim: nope
Kim: what about me?
Kim: am i ugly?
Kim: am i annoying?
Kim: haha
Kim: you cant just say its kim -_-
Liza: all of the above
On another note, I let Mkay listen to a CD I had made and she was expecting like a "thug-like/gangsta" sound or beat. But it came out whatevers. But this is what she said.
"i'm expecting something hard to come" -_- she would.
- #116 Weezy
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