Shars 1st Time Getting Wet

Juggernaut Log 28

MONDAY. Went to West Falls around 4pm to meet up with my twin Shar and big brho. Everyone was at the scene of the crime/ house. The bed was up against the wall and Nietes was nowhere to be found.

Went off to Sea World. When we got there I got stuck at customs. They wouldnt let me in without proper ID. So I went to the next dude and same shit happened. The back of the Sea World pass has my full name printed on it. I was like "dude this is me, I dont have my ID but I can show you a tattoo of my last name on my arm". Haha. He said "maybe your finger is greasy", I remembered eating a bacon western cheeseburger at Carl's Jr before we left. So I wiped my finger and it worked. I was clear. Haha.

I got to show twin what "Weezy's House of Douse" is all about. Meaning, every time I go to Sea World plan on getting wet. The first show we went to was Shamu Believe. Sat in the 2nd row and got soaked. Not a big surprise. But to my twin, prolly a big surprise. "It's so inspirational". Haha. After the show, we then headed to Ship Wreck Rapids. New Record. ONLY rid it once. Haha. Still got wet tho, I can always count on the waterfall to get me drenched.

After the ride, we headed to my big brhos work to get some funnel cake, beer, Pina Colada & smoothies. My twin Shar was buzzing. Who pledged you twin? Kat Bacud? Haha.




After eating, we went straight to Atlantis. Did the usual, wait for the roller coaster to pass the turn then drag a victim closer to the railings to get soaked. Dragged my twin towards the water about three times to get pre-soaked. Shouldve seen her, hitting me after every time I brought her in the soak zone. Haha.



After the ride, built up an appetite to eat at, I think, Calypso's Smoke House in the park. We ate BBQ chicken, corn on a cob, & french fries. Thanks twin. We walked my big brhos work again for more beer & drinks. Twin was buzzing and was trying to pick on the fries but she failed cuz she kept dropping them on the floor. Still buzzin. "I remember my first beer..." ahhhhhh.



After eating, went to the Clyde & Seamore show. The night show was way different than the day show. At night they just make fun of the other shows around Sea World. Very interesting.




The last show of the night was Shamu Rocks. We sat in the 3rd row, soak zone. We didnt know we were getting soaked that much like the first show in the morning. We got drenched. We also didn't know that two whales were gonna do back flips in front of us, only to splash into our open mouths. They tricked us by focusing on this guy playing the guitar. After his last note, the whales were already on their way to get us wet wet.



P.S. This is the first time I can really say that I
got to see my twin wet. Haha. Twin, lets hang out more.

- #116 Weezy

Not For The Weak Hearted

Juggernaut Log 27

SUNDAY. Woke up all sweaty, like as if I were to wake up from a nightmare. Hot & humid up in CSUN. All types a grimey. Perfect day for pho right? Haha. So we ate pho with some of the girls and brhos. Flannel wore his torn shorts to the restaurant. On his forehead read "trainwreck" written in sharpie.



After pho, we went to In-N-Out for Nate's food. I told him if he ate a jalapeno then I'd get him a happy meal at McDonalds. He wanted In-N-Out instead. Headed to Brian's apartment to play some Smash Bros before our meeting at CSUN. Kim and Nate decided to go into the meeting as the Olsen twins. Kim was Mary Kate. Whoever was on Eboard, besides Marvin from San Marcos, sat in front of the meeting. The Lady Rho portion of the meeting was interesting. Haha. Trust me, we'll have a good semester.




On our way back home we stopped by Bolsa. Bolsa is a long ass street filled with Vietnamese business. Pho shops like at every block. Cute ass Vietnamese girls everywhere. Haha. Kim, Dru, Nate & I stopped at Tapioca Express and got ourselves some food. I got the popcorn chicken rice meal w/ Thai Tea. Good lookin out Dru.

Next we drove to Vista to pick up Dru's car from Giovanni's house. I did not know he lived in a mansion. Ate some Dip N Dots and chatted for a bit. Found out bout the crime scene at Westfalls. Someone fucked it up for the rest of us. Bastards. Drove back home where I tapped my breaks and Kim screamed briefly. Haha. Screamed his brains out. Sorry, not for the weak hearted.

P.S. Kim, get that thong for you know who as a present. Have it embroidered. Haha.

- #116 Weezy

Try Brhotherhood

Juggernaut Log 26

SATURDAY. Woke up at 9am to get ready for our tri-brhotherhood up in Los Angeles with our brhos from Alpha Chapter, CSUN & San Marcos. Kim & Nate drove to Mira Mesa to leave their car at my pad then we went on our way up around 10am. On our way up, there was an accident on the freeway and this dude was on the floor of the freeway. Accident took at least three lanes. Sucks.







We arrived at the CSUN area around 2 o'clock to find out they cancelled the sports day cuz of the heat. So hot it felt like my balls were chillin in a sauna. So we chilled with Dru & Flannel at In-N-Out with Chris from CSUN and Giovanni. Went to our Pbrho Brians apartment to chill and play super smash bros on the Nintendo Wii. Alpha Chapter vs Beta Chapter. Alpha Chapter came out victorious.




Met up with the rest of the brhos and headed off to Santa Monica. Rode with my Pbrho Marvin, Nate & Brian. At the stop light Bryce came out of the car in front of us and had put Marvin's windshield wipers up. So he drove with it up for a while. Haha.




Went around the Santa Monica mall and saw numerous acts. One artist really made Bryce's heart melt. He didn't want to leave. Haha. Some of them good, some of them womp womp. Walked on the pier for a bit until we got hungry.










Headed to TGIF to eat. While we waited for a table Flannel & Dru jerk'd in front of TGIF. No homo. My lil sis Steph also came to visit for a while then went off to her family thing. One word: BEHAVE. I had some pork sandwhich with onion rings. Pretty bomb.




After dinner, we went to Johnny's house for the party. Did the usual, take alot of shots and shit like that. Flannel took the Apsirho shot, thats bout like 5 shots in one gulp. Yuck. Ended the night with his pants ripped. Haha. Nate was also drunk and was drinking out of some pitcher he found lying around the house. I got to lead the APSIRHO chant. Sorry Bryce. Met some Lady Rhos, other sorority girls, chopped it up, exchanged numbers. Etc etc. Kim didn't wanna leave cause he was too busy getting rejected. Just like pledging, chose the girls over his pledge brhos. Haha fag. Yes Kim, this week was a tri-brhotherhood but try Brhotherhood.



P.S. LA girls are dope. SMILES.


- #116 Weezy

40 Dollar Sushi

Juggernaut Log 25

FRIDAY. Went to Westfalls and picked up RJ to run some errands. Picked up some ping pong balls. Not any regular ass ping pong balls, but some dope ones from big 5. Then headed to Vons to pick up some red cups.

At 7pm had an early birthday dinner at Tokyo Sushi. I had called for reservation for twenty, thinking that people would flake. Nope. Failed. Everyone showed up so we had to ask for an additional table. While waiting for our food we went cross the table shooting pieces of napkins into each others water cups. Haha.

I ordered a Lobster Roll & Rainbow Roll. Bomb ass sushi. Mike was waiting a while for his food to realize that David had already eaten it. Mike was like "Oh hell naw, I aint payin for that shit". Haha. Dine & Dip. Thats what David did. They played this birthday song and came out with ice cream. How many candles on it? One. Yes I'm a year old. Makes me feel young again. The sushi rolls I had was bout 8-10 dollars each. I ended up spending 40 bucks cuz we were 9 dollars short. Happy birthday to me right? B-e-a-utiful.




After dinner we all headed to Westfalls to clean up and collect. Went to pick up three 30 packs of beer. Played beer pong that night. 8-2 record with pbrho Kim. Not that bad. Lost to my lil sis Liza, too bad she was sober and Mike was drinking all her cups. We also lost to Jay & Ronque. Other than that, I'm satisfied with our record. Almost trolled. Played a game with my twin, Mary Ann. She offered to drink all my cups. Haha. So I tried hitting the water cup instead of the real beer cups. She choked me out like Homer does Bart.






P.S. Please do not encourage my big sis Jenn to booty dance anymore. It's like letting a lion free at the zoo. It's just not that safe.



- #116 Weezy

I Said A "Boom Chicka Boom"

Juggernaut Log 24

THURSDAY. NBA DRAFT DAY. R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Picked up my check. On the way to the bank I saw about 30 motorcycle cops in one lane, each paired up like that show CHIPS.



Picked up my lil sis(s) Liza & Marie and went to eat at Carls Jr. After we ate, went straight to Sea World. I think this would be my third trip this summer. I love year round passes. Haha.

The very first show we watched was Pets Rule. My lil sis Liza said it would be amazing. The whole show I was waiting for this "amazing" to come. Didn't happen, but show was cool anyways.



The next show we watched was the Dolphins show. I finally met this "Amazing" my lil sis Liza was talking about.



The third ride was Journey to Atlantis. Lil Sis(s) Marie & Liza's first time on it. Virgins. Haha. Popped their Journey to Atlantis cherries. Before the ride, I dragged them both to the soak zone, we went to the area where it tends to wet people that aren't even on the ride. So they got their douse on. This mom pulled out trash bags as raincoats. Haha. On the ride lil sis Liza acted as if she was goin to sit with lil sis Marie, but as we walked towards the coaster she did a last minute "lets let her sit in the front by herself" type of ordeal. Haha. Shouldve seen her shivering.





After Journey to Atlantis, we headed for Ship Wreck Rapids. Only rode on it 5 times straight, then decided to get some funnel cake. While sitting down eating funnel cake, this guide lady with like 20 of her kids pass us by wearin all the same shirts yellin out. "I said a boom chicka boom". The kids repeat "boom chicka boom". Lady says "I said a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom", kids repeat same thing. Then I joked how I can see my lil sis Marie doing that job here. Haha. We were still soaked from Ship Wreck Rapids. We walked out and my lil sis Liza said "I hate eating wet". Haha, of course you know I had to come back and say "I hate eating dry". Haha. All types a nasties.




After all that, we head to the Sports Arena for some Phils BBQ. I ordered the bomb ass beefy rib dinner with fries & cole slaw and onion rings on the side. Yum yum. Haha. Then decided to drop my lil sis(s) off and I head out to Coronado for the Rho Family bond-fire. Sheena was there. I was like whaaaaaaaaat. Thats like seeing an elderly person do the running man. I had to do a double take.





Random Quote of the Day: "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

- #116 Weezy

The Return of The Mouse Hunter

Juggernaut Log 23

WEDNESDAY. Finally went to Fam Bam near Popeyes to get some shit stitched by Frank. I've been laggin on that shit, yes I know. Then headed over to Mission Valley to handle some business. Today was strictly business for me, running errands & taking care of shit before I leave to Hawaii in July.

Headed to Westfalls and encountered another mouse. This mouse was probably the one that Nietes & my Big Brho encountered the other night. The same one that jumped half the height of Nietes to bite my Big Brho. Well luckily Kenichi, The Mouse Hunter, was there for a round 2. It seems like everytime I see Kenichi he's with his bb rifle ready to hunt. He blasted the fuck outta the mouse and that shit jumped and started twitching. Damn. Blood splatted all over Jerry's closet wall. R.I.P. Mighty Mouse.

Erick, David & I headed to 7-11 for some cheesey poofs & iced teas for Jerry & Kenichi. After that, headed to Great Wall for some real Chinese food. We ate there until we got a phone call from Kenichi. Our conversation went like this:

Kenichi: Hey where you at? I'm hungry
Me: We pickin up some Great Wall
Kenichi: You eatin there? Hurry back
Me: Ummm....naw we just pickin up some food really quick

Minutes later.

Kenichi: Hey you still there? Can you get me some Chinese food
Me: alright

Minutes after that, I look at my phone and had a feeling in my head it was Jerry. I was right. haha.

Jerry: Can you get me some Chinese food too?
Me: alright

Several Minutes later after that.

Kenichi: You still there? Bitch! You guys eating there!
Me: Naw...Um...we still waiting for your shrimp. They ran out
Kenichi: Aite coo. Hurry Back
Me: Aite Peace.

After that phone call, finished our food then Erick goes in line and orders. Haha. The shrimp really ran out so we waited for it. When we got back fucked around with the BB rifle.

Later that night we ended up playing beer pong and tell me why RJ & David pull a bitch move. Dumped their cup while we weren't looking. Played more games and beat em 3 games to 1. David hella attempted to dump his shit. Haha. "Lemme go to the bathroom really quick". Alright leave yo cup here son. Haha. Then caught him dumpin his drink into a Pepsi can. Tryna be all slick sayin its his chaser.





We eventually played Flannel & Jerry and got raped basically. I hate playin 2 turns each per round. Lets just keep it the way spose to be played. Shit. 8 games of beer pong, so drunk. Lets just say I woke up in Jerry's room to Nietes Raving. Haha. Best night ever.





Score: Kenichi 2 Mice 0

- #116 Weezy