Wine Flu

Juggernaut Log 3

SATURDAY. What another gloomy day. I thought this was Sun Diego. Drove to Westfalls to hangout/house sit. Brought my Big Brho some kinda Italian food my moms made. Somethin with pasta and cheese type of thang.

Got a text from Gene, and it said sumthin like "Do you guys wanna drink, we'll bring the alcohol". My answer went sumthin like this "Um...OF COURSE im down to drink". So Gene & Kelsey came over and brought 7 bottles of wine. We played wine pong that night.

It was a 2 vs 1 kinda thing. Girls vs me, then we rotated it so that everyone played by themselves until Erick & David arrived. Then we had a "Asian Asians vs Pacific Islanders" game (Erick & Kelsey vs Gene & me) with special guest half Asian half Pacific Islander David.

Lets just say that wine is spose to be sipped and savored and not to be taken like shots, cuz that shits a creeper. We all were on a good one. Kelsey, what happend? I thought you can hang TBK? "I remember my first glass of wine..."

We then went on a wine run to the wrong Walmart thanks to Erick & so we headed to the college Walmart to find out that shit was closed. Erick failed miserably the whole night. Picked up a handle of Carlo Rossi Sangria. Ended the night with some bomb ass Carne Asada Fries, the best thanks to Gene.

What have we learned from this nite? That the Grossmont Walmart does not sell wine.

- #116 Weezy

Audrey's Indian Burn

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FRIDAY. Picked up my Big Brho Erwin at Westfalls then drove down south to Bonita area to pick up classmate/co-big Audrey. Tell me why she walked out from the side gate to leave her house??? Almost 21 and still sneakin out to hang with the big boys. Drove to the Clairemont area to eat at a Thai buffet. THAI BUFFET, yes theres such a thing, only $8 sumthin.

As my big brho ate, he accidentally squirted audrey with yellow curry sauce. Her face expression was -_- . As she continued to eat, she held her eggroll up in midair and said "awwww, my eggroll is all wet". And of course me and my big brho then looked at each other quietly and laughed inside. INDIAN BURN, is the vocab for the day. Inside joke. Car ride home all we talked bout was our favorite Sex Fantasies, Porn Websites & Sex Shop. Sorry classmate, i think we're converting you.

On our way home from the buffet we passed boomers and Audrey asked "Do you like miniature golfing?". We were like WTF??? Then outta nowhere we get hit by a golfball, on the freeway. Sorry Witch Doctor. Before we dropped her off, we went further uphill to check the mansion-looking houses in her neighborhood. Houses that looked like the ones on the show "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air". We passed by a house that looked exactly like a plantation home. Only thing that was missing was Sealy from the "Color Purple". We then drove down further more and stopped in the middle of the road to look at this decapitated rabbit. I guess it was Wabbit season.

Went to work. They brought in random animals like the monkey and llama.

After work, I headed to westfalls, met up with some of the brhos before they went off to KDPHI formals. But Erick, my big brho, and I had our own journey. Erick Drove all the way to Otay to pick up free pizzas from Leiana. Thanks Leiana. We had a box each. Always taste best when its free.

We chilled at the pizza place for a lil bit with Leiana. We had some funny ass conversations with Erick. Erick said "the iphone has COOL ASS games". He also then bought a fountain drink and dude was like "we only have medium for $1.65". Erick's response was "lemme get the $1.65 drink". Ended the night playin UFC undisputed game on the 360. It's all bout that superman punch to the face.

Quote of the night, by Erick: "God invented microwaves for a reason"

- #116 Weezy

An Early Birthday Present

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TUESDAY. Like Cube say, "Today was a good day". I woke up at my PBrho Mike's apartment like round 10am and drove off to pick up my paycheck. After I cashed it, i swooped up my lil sis Liza round the state area. We then took the back roads down south to pick up my other lil sis Marie.

After pickin her up, we all rolled to the Thai House in Clairemont Mesa area and ate a feast. Im talkin bout some Padthai, Pad See Ew, and Hawaiian Fried Rice with Thai Tea to seal the deal.

After eating, and falling into a food coma, drove downtown to shop. Bought several shirts for Liza's early birthday present at the Attic. Shouldve seen the big ass smile on her face when she was lookin for shirts.

Finally ended the day with some bomb ass yogurt back at state.

Thai food: $50 Yogurt: $9 Smile on my lil sis' face: PRICELESS

P.S. My Lils are DOPER than yours. Sorry truth hurts.

- #116 Weezy