Audrey's Indian Burn

Juggernaut Log 2

FRIDAY. Picked up my Big Brho Erwin at Westfalls then drove down south to Bonita area to pick up classmate/co-big Audrey. Tell me why she walked out from the side gate to leave her house??? Almost 21 and still sneakin out to hang with the big boys. Drove to the Clairemont area to eat at a Thai buffet. THAI BUFFET, yes theres such a thing, only $8 sumthin.

As my big brho ate, he accidentally squirted audrey with yellow curry sauce. Her face expression was -_- . As she continued to eat, she held her eggroll up in midair and said "awwww, my eggroll is all wet". And of course me and my big brho then looked at each other quietly and laughed inside. INDIAN BURN, is the vocab for the day. Inside joke. Car ride home all we talked bout was our favorite Sex Fantasies, Porn Websites & Sex Shop. Sorry classmate, i think we're converting you.

On our way home from the buffet we passed boomers and Audrey asked "Do you like miniature golfing?". We were like WTF??? Then outta nowhere we get hit by a golfball, on the freeway. Sorry Witch Doctor. Before we dropped her off, we went further uphill to check the mansion-looking houses in her neighborhood. Houses that looked like the ones on the show "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air". We passed by a house that looked exactly like a plantation home. Only thing that was missing was Sealy from the "Color Purple". We then drove down further more and stopped in the middle of the road to look at this decapitated rabbit. I guess it was Wabbit season.

Went to work. They brought in random animals like the monkey and llama.

After work, I headed to westfalls, met up with some of the brhos before they went off to KDPHI formals. But Erick, my big brho, and I had our own journey. Erick Drove all the way to Otay to pick up free pizzas from Leiana. Thanks Leiana. We had a box each. Always taste best when its free.

We chilled at the pizza place for a lil bit with Leiana. We had some funny ass conversations with Erick. Erick said "the iphone has COOL ASS games". He also then bought a fountain drink and dude was like "we only have medium for $1.65". Erick's response was "lemme get the $1.65 drink". Ended the night playin UFC undisputed game on the 360. It's all bout that superman punch to the face.

Quote of the night, by Erick: "God invented microwaves for a reason"

- #116 Weezy